Author: kirkwallhellmouth

http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/dirtyspells.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393908677/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrpqvuuwYv1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdirtyspells.mp3

impressioniste:

SILLY MERRILL, GRIMOIRES ARE PRIVATE (He’s secretly working on a SUMMON TABBY spell…)

ANDERS: Were you trying to look at my grimoire the other day?
MERRILL: Me? What? No! When?
ANDERS: At my clinic. While I was talking to Hawke. I saw you looking in one of my books. You know those are private.
MERRILL: I know, that’s why I… Oh, fine. I admit it. I was hoping you’d have, um, dirty spells.
ANDERS: Dirty spells?
MERRILL: You know, to um, make things more exciting. Oh, I shouldn’t have said anything.
ISABELA: That’s my girl!
ANDERS: More exciting? For you and Hawke?
HAWKE: Stop. Just… stop right there.
ANDERS: I don’t think I want to know.

(The actual banter in-game plays this slightly differently, with Anders’ final line possibly playing earlier, and if Isabela comments, it may end the dialogue early.)

http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/deeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393897204/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrmkqpVkhg1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdeeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3

impressioniste:

The Deep Roads Drinking Game

VARRIC: We passed another broken pillar. You know what that means.
ISABELA: Everyone take a drink!
ANDERS: The last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre. Please, let’s not go there again.
AVELINE: Didn’t the last game end with Isabela getting Orlesian with a lyrium vein?
VARRIC: Yep!
AVELINE: Carry on, then.

(Digging around in my clips and this one is too priceless not to reshare.)

http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/spoondonkey.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10362788556/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrq16eyj6Y1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fspoondonkey.mp3

spicyshimmy:

impressioniste:

stormdragon:

impressioniste:

HIDDEN GEM FROM THE DA2 SOURCE AUDIO FILES

Oh my god, you guys, oh my god.

Listen. Right now.

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

(I’m not transcribing the quote, it’ll spoil it.)

What!? Who? Who’s the character? I must know.

———

It’s Garrett.

is it really m!hawke? gosh, and here it sounds so much like howden! i guess this means i’ll just have to listen to it another three hundred times to be totally sure… because THERE’S A DONKEY IN THE SPOON DRAWER is the first thing i heard today. i hope that sets the precedent for something amazing. 

This is PRICELESS.