Went from downwithempires to kirkwallhellmouth.
And totally almost didn’t use enough ‘L’s and almost left out the ‘k’ ::facepalm::
Author: kirkwallhellmouth
Shit people say to Diabetics
It pretty much happens without fail that some one will pull the, “X relative has diabetes” thing. Which I usually reply to with a list of my own relatives who also have diabetes, both Type 1 like me and also Type 2, since apparently it is Diagnosis Share Time.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
These parents each got a tattoo of an insulin pump to help their son feel better about being the only kid in their area of Quebec who had a pump. I teared up reading this.
BUGGER IT
I LISTENED TO IT
NOT SURE HOW FEEL
BUT
VERY HOT
I liked it, too.
Facepalmed when someone on LJ decided to be all “When did Jar Jar Binks land in this game?” And then I told them off, in a very mild-mannered way.
I think we should all draw our first terrible mary-sue OCs
(and I mean Mary-Sue in the full sense of the word, not in slapping it on female characters who are flawed and nuanced, I mean your half-vampire half-elf albino violet-eyed demon-winged used-to-be-a-slave elf Ravyn Silverwing)
I think we should do it
It would be hilarious
I made up a sabertooth-tiger-headed Star Trek alien once. Luckily I was in second grade and didn’t have a computer.
Taliesin: ORIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!
WHY DID YOU PLACE THREE SHORTCUTS TO ORIGIN ON MY DESKTOP
STOP IT ORIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASDLDFJALKSKd;lkajsdf AHAHA
WHAT IS THIS EVEN?!?!??!??!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aosdjalsd…
Origin is kind of finicky sometimes. Like…it will decide randomly to set me to “offline” when I’m not looking.
On the upside, it has decided that one password fits everything EA/BioWare I own. Which is good, because otherwise I’d never remember it.
IT IS SENTIENT
IT HAS SPAWNED FOUR DESKTOP SHORTCUTS
IT KEEPS STARTING ITSELF BUT NOT LETTING ME LOGIN
IT IS NOW RUNNING IN THREE INSTANCES AND HAS FROZEN
I AM NOT SURE WHEN IT IS GOING TO TAKE OVER MY COMPUTER
BLOOD MAGIC
Taliesin: ORIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!
WHY DID YOU PLACE THREE SHORTCUTS TO ORIGIN ON MY DESKTOP
STOP IT ORIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASDLDFJALKSKd;lkajsdf AHAHA
WHAT IS THIS EVEN?!?!??!??!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aosdjalsd…
Origin is kind of finicky sometimes. Like…it will decide randomly to set me to “offline” when I’m not looking.
On the upside, it has decided that one password fits everything EA/BioWare I own. Which is good, because otherwise I’d never remember it.
I did a version of this with male Shepard after the leak, so felt like I ought to do a corresponding version.
Interestingly, Shepard’s animation changes here depending on gender. Male Shepard only pats his belly with one hand briefly. Not sure how I feel about the implications there.
The way she puts both hands over her stomach instantly made my mind think of all those woobie pregnancy pictures, and suddenly my brain went oh my fucking god those confessions were all right, she’s preggo
Someone please take the internet away from me.
My main femSheps ain’t pregnant. Game can’t convince me otherwise, on account of one has not had sex since she’s been in space, and the other only knocks boots with an Asari so she’d not be the one getting pregnant there.
A quote
It is one of my favorite quotes ever, from anything. I think if I ever had the urge to get a tattoo, I would get this:
“Every man is born a Faust, with a longing to grasp and experience and express everything in the world.”
-humps
OH. OH WOW
mamma mia
…I want that jacket. I need that jacket.
Kirkwall Was Totally Built On a Hellmouth 
