Could you, like, chill out for a bit? I’m trying to adult today.
I am so tired of these infomercials for a human growth hormone supplement. Why yes, natural production of hgh tends to drop off in your early to mid twenties…because that’s generally when your body decides that it is the Body of a Fully Grown Human. This is a normal process. It’s not some Big Shocking Revelation, and it shouldn’t be spun as some Horrible Problem that needs to be corrected by some expensive bullshit.
Sean Hannity endorsed Mo Brooks in his run for Sessions’ Senate seat.
Read this. Think about. Start making plans to fight back.
Facebook shows me that a new study reveals that “princess culture” can be harmful to girls and lead to “stereotypical behavior.”
To which my first reaction is “well, obviously.”
Second reaction is a reaction to the mistake of scrolling down to see other people’s reactions to it. SO MUCH GENDER ESSENTIALIST BULLSHIT
Dear legal online tv sources I use,
I would gladly sit through 5 minutes of happy-mature-het-couples-in-love-Cialis-commercials if it would keep me from ever having seeing another Sultry-Mature-Woman-Makes-Direct-Eye-Contact-With-the-Camera-Viagra-commercial.
Because that last kind is really unnerving and discomfiting on multiple levels, while the first kind is merely worth an eye roll.
“The upcoming Mass Effect could feature heavy colonialism themes.”
please tell me there is still time for Bioware to trash this idea and give us a completely different story
please please please
“…where players will lead the fight for a new home in hostile territory – where WE are the aliens – opposed by a deadly indigenous race bent on stopping us”
can we just fucking ban white men from telling stories ever again? how the fuck is this a ~new and exciting idea~, this is White Supremacy Simulator 9001, this is just a rehash of Dragon Age: Imperialism in space, but ooo now ~we’re~ the aliens – now ~we’re~ a peaceful species who just wants a home and the natives are ~barbaric~ and want to ~destroy us~ when we just want to ~co-exist peacefully~
did fucking christopher columbus take lead on this shit or what
oh my god
oh my god
this is fucking remarkable. like–this *points at the andomeda “story” blurb* right here?
this thing that Bioware wants to do?
this is like the most perfect & scintillating example of how canadian-brand racism manifests itself
FEAST YOUR PEEPERS AND BEHOLD.
THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS “STORY” AND THE ATTITUDE BEHIND IT? THIS IS THE EXACT WAY CANADA (as an institution) IS FULL OF SHIT!
Things that piss me off: when people blame the Affordable Care Act and/or Obama when their insurance company–which basically has a monopoly in the state–hikes rates up like the greedy capitalist corporate asshole it is. Because how dare it be forced to cover people who cost it money ( like me). Also, said company pisses me off with its feel-good “we’re the good guys” tv ads which only ever feature things it is possible to recover from–never chronic conditions or mental illness. Because they can’t “fix” those and they like to be shitty about those supplies and medications, so those wouldn’t make good PR tv spots.
This has been a rant brought to you by dealing with insurance companies and forgetting the “never read the comments” rule.
here’s the thing–the search will show you any post that contains the word. for example, if you used to track the tag for the anime free!, and now go to the most recent posts for free!, and it will show you any post that has ever mentioend “free!” which is, quite literally, a bunch of really shady posts and links and IRL nudity and totally irrelevant posts.
if you search for a ship you like, you will be subject to many hate posts for that ship. if you search for a fandom, you will have to scroll through every single post mentioning the name of that fandom.
Kirkwall Was Totally Built On a Hellmouth 