If I suddenly came into multiple millions of dollars, this is what I would do with it. Mostly in this order.
– Top surgery (I want them *gone*–including nipples, if I could talk the surgeon into leaving them off–not just reduced, because looking at after pictures of breast reductions leads me to believe I might hate my breast even *worse* if I reduced but kept them).
– Good-bye uterus, good-bye ovaries (I do not want them, and periods drastically worsen my mental state).
– At least one bespoke three-piece suit.
– Tattoos.
– A medium-ish house somewhere in a Blue State.
– Woodworking equipment, especially a lathe.
– Dog and Cat.
– Invest in…something.
– Put rest in savings.
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