3: what would be your job in the star wars universe?

Possibly some kind of archivist.

6: what kind of droid would you own?

A BB astromech!

10 = answered!

15 = answered!

24: what do you think Moz would give to you in her basement?

A very ancient text/data-thingy of some sort.

29: if you were a clone how would you distinguish yourself from the others?

Lemmy-esque or Hugh-Jackman-Wolverine-esque facial hair and various tattoos and armor art if I was a canon!clone. If all the clones came from a female Fett, then hair style and tats and armor art.

32: what imperial craft would you command and why?

Lancer-class frigate. I can has ship, but I am not so high on the food chain that I’m super likely to get Force-choked if anything goes wrong.

37: what would you smuggle in your ship for profit?

Um. Rare stuff. Antiques and shit.No one expects antiques smugglers.

38: what kind of lightsaber / fight style would you have?

Basket-hilted lightsaber. Only more like this. With green blade. Style…probably primarily Soresu.

2: what generation in the star wars timeline would you live in?

Gonna have to go with the original trilogy on this one.

7: what would you do if your ship just got boarded by stormtroopers and you had stolen plans to their new space station?

Hide. Attempt to find an escape pod. Probably have a panic attack XD;

10: how would you run the galaxy if you were the emperor?

A lot of delegating and a lot of klonopin. But. I would do my best to insure universal healthcare to the denizens of my empire, enforce a level of income that would allow all workers to live comfortably without worrying about day-to-day life, and provide education and basic job training free to all citizens.

15: how would you get ewoks to become your ally?

Give them snacks. I mean, it worked great for Leia.

20: describe the life style of a scruffy looking nerf hearder?

I’m imagining that it would be a lot like the nomadic herding of Mongolian steppe herders, only scruffy-looking.

41: how would you train your jedi padiwan?

Very carefully and with a lot of communication. Like, “Know that you can always talk to me about anything, not just your training or the Force”; some Socratic type questioning if they question something to make them think about what they’re thinking and why they’re thinking it, and also the same with feelings. Basically I want to be the Supportive But Firm Aunt of Jedi Masters.