So I finished ME3… SPOILERS

That was…not exactly what I expected.

More, and hopefully the read more works.

1. I am pretty sure my squad was with me when I got KO’d by the Reaper laser, which would mean they got fried to death.

2. Liara was in my squad, because 1) my Shepards generally insist on taking their LIs everywhere with them and 2) BIOTICS.

3. 2 is true, and 1 is the only thing that makes sense as far as timing and trying to, you know, save the universe goes (because taking to randomly ship them off somewhere else makes…zero sense and is not at all practical), then I have a question:

Why is Liara STEPPING OFF THE NORMANDY AT THE END WITH JOKER AND ASHLEY? What manner of sorcery is this?

It’s nice being “the Shepard” and a legend and all, but I was kind of hoping for something a helluva lot less confusing and, ya know, maybe that involved a pension and a vacation home.

Important not for INSTALLING ME3

You will need to click on the picture of it in Origin and patch it.

Mind you, it’s a pain in the ass to actually get the patch to, you know, actually PATCH. You will probably need to do the release day check, log out of Origin, and then try to patch.

I will update this post if that works for me.

EDIT : Well, if it patched, the patch didn’t fix the ME1->ME2->ME3 lack of face importing correctly.

EDIT 2: Damn patch yet again did not install correctly.

EDIT 3: Looking at the FAQ on importing, it looks like the patch won’t make a damn bit of difference with the face importation issue and I just have to suck it up and try my best to recreate my favorite Shepard.

My happy has been harshed ;_;

…f u BioWare

My canon Shepard’s face DOES NOT IMPORT. I have to try to recreate her from picture comparison.

I have a sad.

Sorry Morgan, I shall try to do you justice.

fuckyeahbioware:

Emily Wong, a true hero and the best damn reporter in the galaxy. You will be missed.

And we never even got to give you that exclusive interview we promised you. 😦

3-5-12: The day a minor character earned all of our feels

embraceternity:

traveler-of-time:

Live, Emily Wong! Live and tell your tale!

#SaveEmilyWong

ME3 Post (nonspoiler)

goddessofcheese:

virusq:

HI everyone

I don’t like having to get involved like this, but I need to clear something up as there is some misinformation being spread by someone.

The information Klace posted earlier is not accurate. I will not post what is and is not accurate about his claims, but, for whatever reason he chose to, he made up some of the information he told you was in the game.

I do not know why he chose to do this. When I confronted him about it through PM he initially gave me a lot of lies about being sent a copy by our PR team and how he was allowed to post his comments. After I called him on his lies, he admitted he has made up his contact with PR and what he posted. He has been banned form the forums now for deliberately trolling teh community with false information.

So please do not put too much validity into what he claimed he knew form playign the game. I have reason to believe he has made up everything he has claimed or has made accurate guesses.

We want ME players to expereince the romances in game for themselves, so I will not discuss what may or may not be acurate, buy please keep this in mind while you discuss what was claimed.

Thanks all.

Chris Priestly

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/325/index/7625505/754

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO THE ROMANCES ARRRRRRRRRRE, QUIT YANKING MY CHAAAAAAAIN

Seriously @_@ I am doing my blind-run first game with my Liara-mancing femShep, partly so more information has time to come out before I run anyone else through.

goddessofcheese:

soullesshusk:

mass-affection:

Kirrahe Appreciation post

yes.

accidental boner for this salarian.

…huh, is it just me or did he change color between ME1 and ME2?

He does seem to be a different color in ME3, yeah.

goddessofcheese:

MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS (in no particular order):

Ashley Williams (Mass Effect 1, 2, & 3)

“Death closes all: but something ere the end
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.”

My first Mass Effect play through, Ash quoted Tennyson and my lit major heart went all

BUGGER IT

goddessofcheese:

I LISTENED TO IT

NOT SURE HOW FEEL

BUT

VERY HOT

I liked it, too.

Facepalmed when someone on LJ decided to be all “When did Jar Jar Binks land in this game?” And then I told them off, in a very mild-mannered way.

goddessofcheese:

sabrea:

copsandautobots:

I did a version of this with male Shepard after the leak, so felt like I ought to do a corresponding version.

Interestingly, Shepard’s animation changes here depending on gender. Male Shepard only pats his belly with one hand briefly. Not sure how I feel about the implications there.

#FEMSHEP IS LIKE #DAFUQ DID YOU JUST TOUCH ME ANDERSON? #DAFUQ DUDE #DAFUQ #*GINGERLY EXAMINES HER AWESOMELY TONED STOMACH BUT GETS SUDDENLY ANXIOUS BECAUSE DAFUQ HE JUST CALLED ME FAT* #OKAY.JPEG

The way she puts both hands over her stomach instantly made my mind think of all those woobie pregnancy pictures, and suddenly my brain went oh my fucking god those confessions were all right, she’s preggo

~~Someone please take the internet away from me.~~

My main femSheps ain’t pregnant. Game can’t convince me otherwise, on account of one has not had sex since she’s been in space, and the other only knocks boots with an Asari so she’d not be the one getting pregnant there.