No, Ustream, I do not want to watch a live feed of the red carpet thing for the first part of the final Twilight film.

On the upside, the car dealership hasn’t sent me an email addressed to “Juliet” in the past month. It’s not remotely close to my name, but at least the dealership in Michigan stopped sending them (I have never been to Michigan; I live in Alabama. Kind of a big difference).