Finally finished up (mostly) my sporran/pouch with the ace pride pirate patch from @vaspider

Pouch was third try on the size, and it turned out to be the charm.

Twilight

(We’re playing Curse of Strahd and my Sorcerer was sleeping when the DM asked me to make an Arcana check. This wakes up my character to a ghost we’d previously befriended tugging on her sleeve.)

DM: The ghost boy says “The monster man is here,” and you see [describes what is clearly a vampire] standing in the corner, watching you sleep.

Sorcerer: “Hello creepy dude watching me sleep. You must be Edward Cullen, I’ve heard so much.“

DM: ….He balks at your informal tone and dissipates into a gaseous material, moving through the wall.

Sorcerer: In a super sarcastic voice: “No wait, come back.” OOC: was that Strahd?

DM: Yeah, that was Strahd.

rileyomalley:

“Peace be upon you….asshole”

To all my healer breathren out there

What should have happened

Darth Vader: A sister… if you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will.
Luke: It’s Leia.
Darth Vader: Oh fuck, nevermind.

So Chris Pine is apparently going to be in the movie version of Into the Woods as Rapunzel’s Prince.

The mental image of Captain Kirk singing “Agony” is hilarious.

greytaliesin:

thesilverfeatheredraven:

middlemarching:

ouyangdan:

fanaticality:

Alrighty so, looks like my zombie apocalypse team is shaping up well…

1. Adele. If she can set fire to the rain, we’re doing good. XD

2. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5) Yeah, like I said, I think I’m safe.

3. Thor. Uh huh, ain’t no bitches gettin’ to me. XDDDDDD

How’s it looking? Good. Very good indeed. lmfao XD!!!!!!!

1. Alice Cooper

2. Kahrin Cousland

3. Captain America

Hmm… this could either go REALLY well, or REALLY poorly.

1. Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins. Or all of Smashing Pumpkins. let’s go with that.

2. My Imperial dual wielding assassin from Skyrim! yaaaay

3. …uhhh, I watched Heavenly Creatures yesterday afternoon. :T

Elton John (I was listening to Road to El Dorado songs)

I guess that would be my Sajja Shepard, badass engineer?

I thought the answer to this would be Captain America, and then I realized I watched The Rundown when my roommate put it in while cleaning, so I guess the character that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson played.

Hmmm…

ok normally I don’t reblog these but I got gaga, anja shepard, and tony stark

NOT BAD

1. Nick Cave

2. Warrior Garrett Hawke

3. Carlos from The Devil’s Backbone

…Garrett kills things, I hide behind Carlos while he tries to see if he can communicate with zombies (summoning Santi would be more helpful, but less likely), and Nick provides an awesome soundtrack, consisting largely of murder ballads.