If you say to go to your website to apply for a position it’s a REALLY GOOD IDEA TO ACTUALLY BOTHER TO POST SAID POSITION ON YOUR OWN WEBSITE. How can people apply for it otherwise?

Also, you know you are tired of filling in little boxes that say “nope you typed in too much, NOW FIX IT” when you start singing “I hate you, please go die” to the tune of the Barney song.

on online forms

If you are going to require me to give you addresses for my references, you should really make you freaking boxes have more space, because the address of the library’s basement will not fit in you little box, and I am not giving you my boss and my fave prof’s home addresses. Partly for their privacy and partly because I don’t remember them anyway. Even if i do know how to drive to one of them.