That feel when the job application form says something like “Please list up to 3 previous positions which are relevant to working at X”….and you have zero previous positions that exactly fit that, but there’s on you can kind of spin.

I have a job interview Thursday. Need to acquire shoes to go with my pretend-it’s-a-kilt skirt suit. Also maybe a haircut; starting to look like Colin Meloy of the Decembrists at his longest bangs phase, but with thicker hair.

Also need to shave legs for first time in…what might be three years.