Tag: jkr needs to stop

shutttershades:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

This picture really is official concept art, it’s not weird fanart someone dug up, it’s in the book “Harry Potter: Page to Screen”. What the FUCK.

dearprongs:

so basically nagini

  • is a korean woman who has her identity surpressed at literally the same time of the rise of fascism and when koreans lost their country to imperial japan
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • suffers from a curse that is ONLY passed through women
  • had a piece of a man’s soul forced inside of her
  • has become completely submissive to this same man
  • have we all forgotten that wormtail MILKED nagini to feed voldemort jshdjahsjdaj
  • eventually gets beheaded by a teenager
  • what the hell was going on when nagini was in bathilda’s rotten body
  • so when harry saw nagini attack arthtur in OoTP because voldemort possessed her, nagini had voldemort’s consciousness, harry’s consciousness, nagini’s human consciousness, voldemort’s horcrux and her snake brain all inside her ??????
  • what kind of snakeception
  • an asian woman who eventually ends up a white man’s slave pet and kills human beings at his will (”nagini, feed.” ??)
  • nagini is a korean woman with an indian name who eventually turns into an albanian snake 🙂
  • “i’ve been keeping this for 20 years” says JKR yeah so is the tidbit that you shared about wizards relieving themselves anywhere and just vanishing the evidence