chakwas:

fuckyeahaveline:

glitzkrieg:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP reading to each other from their favorite books.

Two words.

Anders’ manifesto

Friend fiction…..

Isabela stopped counting when Aveline turned seventy-five. She knew when the sea was good enough to grant you smooth sailing and a pleasant journey, it was only tempting fate to ask it to continue.

And it had been such a pleasant journey, the sailing so smooth, that, though it worried her, Isabela rarely thought of the memories Aveline was rapidly stumbling over and losing, or how weakly she moved when she creaked about the cabin or rolled out of bed slowly.

So it was that Aveline was seated regally in her chair, her hands feebly scraping at the starchy pages, her thin lips twisted in a wry frown as she guiltily enjoyed Isabela’s story.

The pirate noted Aveline’s wobbling fingers, skittering around the edge of the page, but not quite able to grasp it. Isabela laid her hand over Aveline’s, dark skin covering pale, spotted with age, the bones showing through gossamer-thin wrinkled skin, and gently turned the page for her.

“Do you remember, big girl? Do you remember the story you told me so many years ago? About your father? Hmm?”

Isabela gave up as Aveline stared into the distance unresponsively, her wrinkled mouth trembling idly, her rheumy eyes shifting listlessly.

Isabela whispered the story intently, her voice, a bit raspier with age, but still smooth as melted caramel, shushing over the especially naughty parts. Aveline’s expression did not change, through her lips continued to tremble.

Isabela smiled affectionately and laid the book down, kissing Aveline’s deeply-wrinkled cheek gently.

She patted Aveline’s still-huge forearm gently, and rose.

“I’ll get you something to drink, love.”

Isabela disappeared through the door.

Aveline sat for a few moments, her mouth trembling.

“Yes, Isabela,” she murmured to a room she didn’t quite recognize as empty. “I remember.”

Oh man. I love this. ::wipes at eyes::

b-mommy:

poupon:

scribbles of a modified cold weather outfit for Isabela that might make a little more sense than that comic cover that’s been going around (if you are me. if you are not me, I am sorry but you are much better off as you are)

was going to finish at least one and write up a rationale for the tweaks (AND PANTS) but fuck I’m tired so have this mess of undisciplined color blobs instead

There we go. The sweater nugs look adequately supported.

These definitely look like things that Isabela would actually choose to wear. Instead of that…fleecy I-am-not-sure-what sleeveless tunic thing that is not nearly as flattering or supportive as these. Also, these arms look good.

http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/dirtyspells.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393908677/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrpqvuuwYv1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdirtyspells.mp3

impressioniste:

SILLY MERRILL, GRIMOIRES ARE PRIVATE (He’s secretly working on a SUMMON TABBY spell…)

ANDERS: Were you trying to look at my grimoire the other day?
MERRILL: Me? What? No! When?
ANDERS: At my clinic. While I was talking to Hawke. I saw you looking in one of my books. You know those are private.
MERRILL: I know, that’s why I… Oh, fine. I admit it. I was hoping you’d have, um, dirty spells.
ANDERS: Dirty spells?
MERRILL: You know, to um, make things more exciting. Oh, I shouldn’t have said anything.
ISABELA: That’s my girl!
ANDERS: More exciting? For you and Hawke?
HAWKE: Stop. Just… stop right there.
ANDERS: I don’t think I want to know.

(The actual banter in-game plays this slightly differently, with Anders’ final line possibly playing earlier, and if Isabela comments, it may end the dialogue early.)

http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/deeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393897204/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrmkqpVkhg1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdeeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3

impressioniste:

The Deep Roads Drinking Game

VARRIC: We passed another broken pillar. You know what that means.
ISABELA: Everyone take a drink!
ANDERS: The last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre. Please, let’s not go there again.
AVELINE: Didn’t the last game end with Isabela getting Orlesian with a lyrium vein?
VARRIC: Yep!
AVELINE: Carry on, then.

(Digging around in my clips and this one is too priceless not to reshare.)