Hulu currently has the 1999, post-apocalyptic movie version of Beowulf that stars Christopher Lambert.
I am going to watch it just so I can spend most of it going “What fresh hell is this?” Which is basically how I spent the time I watched the CGI Beowulf (only thing good about it, to me, was that I saw it in 3D and that I already knew what “swive” meant. I still don’t have a logical explanation for why the audience also held two tween girls there with a grandmother).
Kirkwall Was Totally Built On a Hellmouth 