09090012-deactivated20131007:

FAVORITE MASS EFFECT FEMALES: Ashley “Why Do People Constantly Call Her A Xenophobic Bitch When She’s Just Being Human” Williams.

lelianas:

ash haters can fucking eat me

medi-gel:

ME1 – The Citadel/Chora’s Den – Ashley Williams

mia-culpa:

A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist.

Related to my last reblog of Virmire options and Tennyson’s Ulysses, I am now reading In Memoriam A.H.H and getting a bit weepy.

Headcanon: In Memoriam A.H.H is most definitely part of the Tennyson a romanced Ash spent time on after Shepard’s death.

Even if my mShep who romanced her really is not worthy of crying over poetic grief.

mschignon-deactivated20121209:

i cannot rest from travel: i will drink
life to the lees: all times i have enjoyed
greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those
that loved me, and alone.

People, Quit this Shit

Ashley: I don’t trust these aliens, Commander, but I’ll follow your orders.
Players: OH MY GOD WHAT A RACIST BITCH I’M DEFINITELY KILLING YOU
Ashley: Yes, I believe there is a god, but if you don’t, that’s okay with me.
Players: WOW WHAT AN EXTREMIST I HATE HER I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS STOP SHOVING YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT
Ashley: Commander, you’re suddenly with Cerberus after two years of no contact? Naturally, I’m suspicious and upset.
Players: ASHLEY YOU’RE THE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO THAT UGH