We are the companions. Guardians of the Hawke and protector of heroes. Heroes like Garret Hawke. Honey, you mean Garret HAWT!
I CAN’T BREATHE.
Tag: Anders
http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/dirtyspells.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393908677/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrpqvuuwYv1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdirtyspells.mp3
SILLY MERRILL, GRIMOIRES ARE PRIVATE (He’s secretly working on a SUMMON TABBY spell…)
ANDERS: Were you trying to look at my grimoire the other day?
MERRILL: Me? What? No! When?
ANDERS: At my clinic. While I was talking to Hawke. I saw you looking in one of my books. You know those are private.
MERRILL: I know, that’s why I… Oh, fine. I admit it. I was hoping you’d have, um, dirty spells.
ANDERS: Dirty spells?
MERRILL: You know, to um, make things more exciting. Oh, I shouldn’t have said anything.
ISABELA: That’s my girl!
ANDERS: More exciting? For you and Hawke?
HAWKE: Stop. Just… stop right there.
ANDERS: I don’t think I want to know.(The actual banter in-game plays this slightly differently, with Anders’ final line possibly playing earlier, and if Isabela comments, it may end the dialogue early.)
http://www.melodramatic.org/da2/audio/deeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://kirkwallhellmouth.tumblr.com/post/10393897204/audio_player_iframe/kirkwallhellmouth/tumblr_lrmkqpVkhg1qb8cty?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.melodramatic.org%2Fda2%2Faudio%2Fdeeproadsdrinkinggame.mp3
The Deep Roads Drinking Game
VARRIC: We passed another broken pillar. You know what that means.
ISABELA: Everyone take a drink!
ANDERS: The last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre. Please, let’s not go there again.
AVELINE: Didn’t the last game end with Isabela getting Orlesian with a lyrium vein?
VARRIC: Yep!
AVELINE: Carry on, then.(Digging around in my clips and this one is too priceless not to reshare.)

