Tag: Alabama Politics

Congrats to those of you who live in states that had good election results.

I’ll be over here lamenting the predictableness of Alabama’s Red State status as well as the passage of Amendment 1:

“Providing for certain religious rights and liberties; authorizing the display of the Ten Commandments on state property and property owned or administrated by a public school or public body; and prohibiting the expenditure of public funds in defense of the constitutionality of this amendment.“

and Amendment 2:

“To declare and otherwise affirm that it is the public policy of this state to recognize and support the sanctity of unborn life and the rights of unborn children, most importantly the right to life in all manners and measures appropriate and lawful; and to provide that the constitution of this state does not protect the right to abortion or require the funding of abortion.”

which are not only going to fuck over our citizenry (as usual) but also likely end up with multiple lawsuits because we learn nothing from our past.

Sigh.

Alabama, where Republicans try to out Trump-fan, gun-fan, anti-abortion-fan, out Bible-thump, and out White Conservative each other, and where one douchecanoe is bold enough to brag about being prepared to fight/fighting against “so-called ‘transgender’ rights.”

Dude totally threw that in because 1) folks are trying to get the gender markers on AL drivers licenses changeable easier and 2) shithead probably realized it’s Pride month.

Tomorrow I get up at buttcrack in the morning to do my part to elect a Democrat to the Senate seat left vacant by the Evil Keebler Elf.

Here’s to putting the human dumpster fire that is Roy Moore in the trash heap where he belongs once and for all.

So in Alabama political news, the human dumpster fire twice kicked from AL Chief Justice position for defiance of federal law, also known as Roy Moore, won a runoff against the human dumpster fire appointed by our now deposed former governor, aka Luther Strange (who is called Big Luther because he is 6’9", even if it’s the biggest Good Ole Boy sounding thing ever).

Moore is admittedly the human dumpster fire that the Democratic candidate has a better chance of beating.

He is also the shittier of the human dumpster fires, so if he wins the special election in December, boy howdy are things gonna be Interesting in the Not Fun way.

Also apparently Steve Bannon was on hand to congratulate the winning human dumpster fire, which means, eww, both Bannon and Trump have been in my state.