There are times when I wish I had gone into a less conservative profession, because there is a part of me that thinks that having forearm sleeve tattoos would greatly decrease the temptation to cut, carve, or slice those particular places.

Theme song of the day, to the tune of that “you know that I could use somebody” part of that song that I don’t remember the name of:

“I could fuckin’ CUT somebody.”

In other words, I spent a lot of time feeling like Hulking out today.

But sweet, sweet weekend, how I love thee.