defira85:

icescrabblerjerky:

dremoralord:

brennacedria:

spiderkiss:

cacophony-of-characters:

keroascrazy:

pettankoprincess:

thesilverdreamer:

a-daks:

royal-galaxies:

puellamagialexmagica1993:

lesbiangregorymama:

postmarxed:

katheo-enderheart:

here-comes-napsttaton:

the90sfreshestdude:

omg-humor:

???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.

Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes

the “weird” corner of northeast america

cows

Rice

*clears throat*

I’M WALKIN ERE

Evergreen trees ❤

Cold

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Corn hell. No not that one, the other one.

Franklin’s BBQ

Anal Lube

Hell

Spider-ville

racist salt-water marsh

Everyone thinks my country is London.

How dare you.

There’s an Opera house, but it’s warm.

Even the apocalypse won’t come here

An area Scout Finch was told wasn’t worth much because it was full of college professors and Republicans; this is still true, only the Republicans are all the Dixiecrats that jumped ship.

the-cimmerians:

ghost-church:

pangurbanthewhite:

odinsblog:

Something for all the “But Mike Pence!!!” types still arguing that we shouldn’t try to impeach Trump.(article)

Thank fuck, someone explained this more eloquently than I could.

(Though another reason this galls me is that Trump should be impeached because he has violated more laws than any president in our history. He needs to be punished for that. Saying that he shouldn’t because you don’t like the guy who comes next is attempting to game the system in much the same way the Republicans have been. Impeachment isn’t about trying to get the president you want. It’s about punishing the ones who break the law.)

I try to keep politics off this blog but god damn

Impeachment isn’t about trying to get the president you want. It’s about punishing the ones who break the law

That feel when you go for a yearly check up and the update form asks for your meds…and you realize you A) don’t have a list with you and B) can’t spell half that shit anyway and C) call some of it by what it’s for rather than its name anyway.

So you just write “no changes” and move onto other shit you can’t remember, like which family members have what.

Night Shift Thoughts:

1. Glitter should not be sold in containers without some kind of seal, else it will be Too Great a Temptation to some people and the will spill it Everywhere.

2. Garbanzo beans look nothing like black beans. Do not stock them on top of each other just because both cans are Low Sodium.

3. Second Shift Does Not Read Labels: An Epic Saga by Most Every Third Shift Employee or at Least the Ones in Grocery

4. The Candy Corn Does Not Go Here, and Neither Does That Other Thing: A Trilogy In the Works