This is time of night when any object that attempts to fall off a shelf gets mentally called “little fucker”, especially since I started at 11pm tonight instead of 10 or 10:30 @_@

sparrf:

makoto muramatsu

In case no one’s told you lately:

labellabrianna:

capersaurus:

gxrardweigh:

You’re not a burden.

It’s okay to be struggling.

It’s okay to tell people you’re struggling.

Please tell people you’re struggling.

Don’t suffer in silence. Tell someone. Get help.

It’s okay to need help.

Please get yourself help.

You’re not the exception to recovery.

The world is more beautiful because you’re in it.

You’re worth it.

You’re a good person.

Thank you for existing.

You’re beautiful.

You’re not the exception to recovery.

Please stay alive.

If you’re looking for a sign not to kill yourself, this is it.

Please, stay alive.

People love you.

I love you.

Don’t give up.

You’re not the exception to recovery.

You’re not the exception to recovery.

I really needed this tonight, thank you

🙏🏽❤️

brainstatic:

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So in Alabama political news, the human dumpster fire twice kicked from AL Chief Justice position for defiance of federal law, also known as Roy Moore, won a runoff against the human dumpster fire appointed by our now deposed former governor, aka Luther Strange (who is called Big Luther because he is 6’9", even if it’s the biggest Good Ole Boy sounding thing ever).

Moore is admittedly the human dumpster fire that the Democratic candidate has a better chance of beating.

He is also the shittier of the human dumpster fires, so if he wins the special election in December, boy howdy are things gonna be Interesting in the Not Fun way.

Also apparently Steve Bannon was on hand to congratulate the winning human dumpster fire, which means, eww, both Bannon and Trump have been in my state.

aneroticporkcutletbowl:

digitalangels:

…. why are there blogs I don’t even follow sticking at the top of my dashboard? Not to mention the posts in question are all like from month-year ago. Tumblr, what did you break this time? Whatever it was put it back, undo, it’s broken. I wouldn’t mind that much if it was showing something relevant to my interests but I seem to be flooded with Korean boy bands? Nothing against them, I’m just not interested.

Edit: if you use ublock choose the post and block line ##.post_container:nth-of-type(3) that gets rid of it, or at least it didn’t come back after few refreshes. Edit2: On other adblocks I think https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
www.tumblr.com##.post_container:nth-of-type(3) should maybe work?

thank you so much for this those posts were driving me crazy

(they’re the same posts that display in the sidebar – I guess Tumblr figured out just how many people have the sidebar recommendations + Tumblr Radar nonsense blocked…)

postmarxed:

postmarxed:

Say what you will about the Ewoks but they’re the only people in the galaxy who have handrails on their bridges and stairs.

The Empire calls them primitives but the Ewoks have OSHA regulations and the Empire doesn’t so who’s really more primitive here?

Work radio just played “One Toke Over the Line.” I am amused.

Customers I Will Remember Because of Random-ish Things They Said to Me:

1. The “We’re trying to be wife-material but we don’t know how” girl and her friend the “SEE! YOU know wife-material” girl

2. The “We want to make some kick-ass tacos” guys

3. The “I could not do this; I’m barely awake enough to remember why I’m here. ::salutes:: Thank you for your service!” girl

4. The “Hey, buddy, where’s your V8s?” guy