Ashley: I don’t trust these aliens, Commander, but I’ll follow your orders.
Players: OH MY GOD WHAT A RACIST BITCH I’M DEFINITELY KILLING YOU
Ashley: Yes, I believe there is a god, but if you don’t, that’s okay with me.
Players: WOW WHAT AN EXTREMIST I HATE HER I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS STOP SHOVING YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT
Ashley: Commander, you’re suddenly with Cerberus after two years of no contact? Naturally, I’m suspicious and upset.
Players: ASHLEY YOU’RE THE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO THAT UGH
Author: kirkwallhellmouth

Elizabeth Banks: I Thank Birth Control Pills for My Son
Just over a year ago, my son Felix was born via gestational surrogacy. He came out of me nine months early and because of my broken belly, his babycake was baked in a wonderful angel’s oven and now — I can’t believe it — he’s a year old and walking. He has expanded my capacity for joy a thousand-fold.
His life would have been much harder to come by if not for the birth control pill. How’s that, you ask? Well, it’s a simple fact: The pill is used for many situations that have nothing to do with the prevention of pregnancy. The pill was prescribed to me when hormonally induced migraines kept me locked up in dark rooms for days at a time. It was prescribed to me to regulate insanely painful cramps every month — cramps so painful that I often vomited.
And here’s a little secret I am happy to blow the lid off of: The pill is often prescribed during the IVF (in vitro fertilization) process to help MAKE BABIES! That’s right, women dealing with infertility are often put on the pill to help regulate a cycle so that they might have a more successful IVF. The pill is used to manage ovarian cysts, endometriosis and other conditions too. Not to mention, it helps couples plan for wanted children.
Obviously, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a woman grateful for my necessary and very helpful medication. And I’m sure glad I don’t have to discuss any of these conditions, including infertility, with my employer.
A girlfriend and I recently wondered what would be more mortifying: having to tell her male employer she needed birth control to mitigate a heavy flow or just bleeding all over herself in the office?
So with that image in mind, I encourage all women — and the men in their lives — to protect access to birth control, and encourage our politicians to take women’s health issues out of the political process.
For more information, please visit the most comprehensive and willing advocates for women’s health in America: www.plannedparenthood.org.
I also went on the pill because of cramps so painful I ended up vomiting; missing at least one day of class per month was not going to work well in college, and as a diabetic, vomiting and the stress it causes can do a number on blood sugars, which could, potentially, mean more missed days.
Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.
HOLY SHIT
I would be all over #1 and #3.
Oh dear.
be still my heart
oh damn!
ahahahaha i can see my hipster teacher wearing thesee ahahaha
Things maybe found in Quin’s closet y/y? 😀
oh hey its Mantis’s wardrobe
#1 and 3 though. *____*
…GET IN MY CLOSET YOU GLORIOUS GARMENTS *_*
Reblog if you wish FemShep had been able to romance Ashley
I’m curious to see how many others feel the same as I do.
Mas Effect – Pick Your Path
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING THIS IS.
SQUEE
A Mass Effect Choose Your Own Adventure!
This is seriously the best thing ever.
ELCOR HAMLET

I find it perfectly plausible. After all, lots of people have low, or no, sex drive; and there are lots of people with no interest in reproducing. I see no reason that alien species cannot reflect this as well.
Mass Effect/Firefly crossover
Last night, I had a dream that combined Mass Effect and Firefly. Most of it involved a multiple ship chase through an asteroid field running away from…something.
But the highlight was a conversation between Barla Von and Mal Reynolds. Some kind of less than legal business which I wish I’d managed to remember.
An interview with BioWare’s Casey Hudson
Q: Who is this game for? You seem to be targeting a broad audience.
A: It is an M-rated game, so it’s meant for grownups, but outside of that we have a lot of female players. Obviously, being a video game, we have a lot of younger adult players. But we have players of all ages. We go to Comic-Con, we have 18 to 45 [year-olds]. And because this is a game that is so much about stories and characters, it brings in a broader demographic than a typical shoot-’em-up game.
“meant for grownups but outside of that we have a lot of female players”
are you fucking kidding me
This guy can just go fuck himself twelve ways nasally with his own dick, to be honest.
Because they’re totally mutually exclusive categories. Thanks, Bag-of-Dicks Hudson.

But what she doesn’t know, and what he does, is that the ax will return. And when it flies back over the ledge, it buried itself in her head. The cannon sounds, her body is removed, and the trumpets blow to announce Haymitch’s victory.
Where are these gifs from??????
There’s a fan film on YouTube of Haymitch’s Games.















