Author: kirkwallhellmouth
You are the first human Spectre, Commander. This is a great accomplishment for you and your entire species.
Christmas present from me to me:
Assassin’s Creed: Director’s Cut, because GOG.com had it for $9.99 and it came with soundtracks and other goodies.
As excited as I am for the new Hobbit, this is always gonna be it to me.
Right down to those ugly fucking elves
I watched my VHS copy so much as a kid that it decided to skip about a minute of playtime when they get to Lonely Mountain.
WHAT
It’s a Firefly quote relating to the fact that someone got drugged by kissing someone with poison lipstick. But I must admit that on its own with no other gifs to go with it for context…putting it with Chakwas is confusing.
“Our records indicate that you have already completed the Applicant Test within the last 180 days, and your previous responses did not match the requirements of the job which you applied.”
Oh. Okay. Well.
Somehow I don’t think I’ll be trying again in the 144 days I have to wait before trying again. Hopefully I’ll have a job by then and won’t feel the need to try again.
Kirkwall Was Totally Built On a Hellmouth 