Author: kirkwallhellmouth

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joannalannister:

Lady Lysa Lannister

Whore Arianne Frey

…welp.

My name is “White Walker Bizarre Screaming Because IDK if White Walkers Talk”

Shae Tallhart, Knight of the Kingsguard. 

Obviously I look like a man, guys.

Lady Ygritte Martell. I am clearly secretly a badass and probably plotting to kill people.

Now creating headcanon in which your Lady ends up marrying my Knight  to ‘keep up appearances’ about Shae being a man. Then they sneak off and do badassed female things together. With swords, go away perverts.

Mwahahaha.

goddessofcheese:

imagekirkwallhellmouth replied to your post: I would start up my Thane romancing Shep again…

I feel your pain. My first femShep (and the only one so far I can manage to feel okay about as far as face changes between 2 and 3 go)…is a redhead. Who ended up almost bioluminescent in some ME3 lighting @_@

UUUUUUUUUUGH yes why did they fuck up that hair color, it looks so awful in 3 :<

I loved the red-brown/auburn-ish color they had in 1 and 2. Then 3 came and suddenly the only choice was Bright Candy Apple Red.

First time I saw it, the bright red plus not quite the palest skin = “SWEET MAKER, Shepard’s a vampire ._. ”

Just discovered that Hulu has basically every permutation of Tenchi Muyo up for free, both subbed and dubbed.

This pleases me greatly.

They also have Blue Submarine No. 6, which I never managed to catch all of, back in the day when it was on Toonami.

Mass Effect MP character drabble

Had a bit of inspiration for my Krogan Vanguard, Rok, and her personal thoughts on the Genophage cure.

Reports said there was a cure for the Genophage. Not the sort of thing she’d expected to ever hear. Somebody had a quad, that was for sure. Big deal for the Krogan on Tuchanka. She just wasn’t sure what it meant to her.

She hadn’t been on Tuchanka for nearly five hundred years. She was born biotic, just like her broodsister. Surprised the hell out of her Clan. Neither one of them turned out to be fertile, which was no surprise to anyone. That much rage and raw biotic power needed an outlet bigger than Tuchanka, so they caught a freighter off-world. They hit Omega and split up.

Work wasn’t hard to find, and nobody had any idea she wasn’t a male: all krogan looked the same once you stuck a helmet on them.

And now the Reapers were tearing up the galaxy and some human managed to cure the Genophage. Cure wouldn’t be worth a damn if they didn’t beat the Reapers. Besides, cure might not be any good to any krogan not on Tuchanka. She wasn’t sure she wanted to try to find out. Wouldn’t be worth another stillborn clutch if it didn’t work for her.

No, the cure was for other krogan. Khel Rok was gonna stick to fighting Reapers so that Cure was worth something.

Nap time gave me a dream of fighting zombies, partly as a crew member of some ship (IDK what my rank was, mostly I just yelled at a fail medic that managing to do more harm than good) and somehow ended up crossed over with Mass Effect slightly. Then I switched to being me, but mildly badass, handing out clubs to people so they could fight zombies. Also there were water balloon missiles, but IDK what those were supposed to do.

But the nice thing was, non-zombies won in a sort of grand melee Battle of Denerim style (only in some kind of rec center) and then the outbreak was miraculously over and we could all go home.

The nicest thing, though? My diabetes didn’t even enter in to the scenario.

Because, normally? Type 1 diabetes + apocalyptic scenario = LOL, It Was Nice Knowing You/Gonna Die Early.

Like, if one considers a zombie apocalypse as A Thing That Could Happen…I actually one day figured out what I’d do, and it wasn’t trying to raid the drug store.