So in Alabama political news, the human dumpster fire twice kicked from AL Chief Justice position for defiance of federal law, also known as Roy Moore, won a runoff against the human dumpster fire appointed by our now deposed former governor, aka Luther Strange (who is called Big Luther because he is 6’9", even if it’s the biggest Good Ole Boy sounding thing ever).

Moore is admittedly the human dumpster fire that the Democratic candidate has a better chance of beating.

He is also the shittier of the human dumpster fires, so if he wins the special election in December, boy howdy are things gonna be Interesting in the Not Fun way.

Also apparently Steve Bannon was on hand to congratulate the winning human dumpster fire, which means, eww, both Bannon and Trump have been in my state.