Customers I Will Remember Because of Random-ish Things They Said to Me:

1. The “We’re trying to be wife-material but we don’t know how” girl and her friend the “SEE! YOU know wife-material” girl

2. The “We want to make some kick-ass tacos” guys

3. The “I could not do this; I’m barely awake enough to remember why I’m here. ::salutes:: Thank you for your service!” girl

4. The “Hey, buddy, where’s your V8s?” guy