Night Shift Thoughts:

1. Glitter should not be sold in containers without some kind of seal, else it will be Too Great a Temptation to some people and the will spill it Everywhere.

2. Garbanzo beans look nothing like black beans. Do not stock them on top of each other just because both cans are Low Sodium.

3. Second Shift Does Not Read Labels: An Epic Saga by Most Every Third Shift Employee or at Least the Ones in Grocery

4. The Candy Corn Does Not Go Here, and Neither Does That Other Thing: A Trilogy In the Works