Twilight

yourplayersaidwhat:

(We’re playing Curse of Strahd and my Sorcerer was sleeping when the DM asked me to make an Arcana check. This wakes up my character to a ghost we’d previously befriended tugging on her sleeve.)

DM: The ghost boy says “The monster man is here,” and you see [describes what is clearly a vampire] standing in the corner, watching you sleep. 

Sorcerer: “Hello creepy dude watching me sleep. You must be Edward Cullen, I’ve heard so much.“ 

DM: ….He balks at your informal tone and dissipates into a gaseous material, moving through the wall. 

Sorcerer: In a super sarcastic voice: “No wait, come back.” OOC: was that Strahd?

DM: Yeah, that was Strahd.