The bad thing about getting scheduled to come in an hour later than normal is that is is likely to land me in somewhere that is Not Grocery.

In this case I have myself accidentally stocking makeup, which is not only an area I’ve never worked, it is an area I rarely ever even enter, as I don’t use makeup.

So I’m twice as out of my element.

Which means I work slower, because makeup labeling system is damn confusing, and thus the person working with me is annoyed because I am the Makeup Tortoise.

I want my grocery aisles back 😰