2: what generation in the star wars timeline would you live in?
Gonna have to go with the original trilogy on this one.
7: what would you do if your ship just got boarded by stormtroopers and you had stolen plans to their new space station?
Hide. Attempt to find an escape pod. Probably have a panic attack XD;
10: how would you run the galaxy if you were the emperor?
A lot of delegating and a lot of klonopin. But. I would do my best to insure universal healthcare to the denizens of my empire, enforce a level of income that would allow all workers to live comfortably without worrying about day-to-day life, and provide education and basic job training free to all citizens.
15: how would you get ewoks to become your ally?
Give them snacks. I mean, it worked great for Leia.
20: describe the life style of a scruffy looking nerf hearder?
I’m imagining that it would be a lot like the nomadic herding of Mongolian steppe herders, only scruffy-looking.
41: how would you train your jedi padiwan?
Very carefully and with a lot of communication. Like, “Know that you can always talk to me about anything, not just your training or the Force”; some Socratic type questioning if they question something to make them think about what they’re thinking and why they’re thinking it, and also the same with feelings. Basically I want to be the Supportive But Firm Aunt of Jedi Masters.