thismeansnothingtome:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

sweet-bitsy:

Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow

I think it’s obvious 

#sameen are you awake#no#sameen if you’re asleep you wouldn’t have answered me#*silence*#sameen are you asleep#*more silence*#sameen are you really robbing that bank on 8th street#how do you know? nevermind go to sleep root#you might wanna do it a day earlier they’re updating their security software#i know#oh so you’re going to exploit their vulnerability while they’re updating their software#seriously go to sleep root#ok#sameen if you kill a person and no one hears them including you#did you really kill them#*WHACKS*#fine i’ll sleep but you’re not getting this pillow back#root x shaw (via hatikarat)