Not-Dear Campus Police,

If you don’t handle parking tickets at your station you should note that on your tickets, because currently the back of the tickets say that, to contest a citation, you must 1) mail the appeal, or 2) “Go in person to the issuing department office.”

Said issuing department office does not, in fact, work that way, apparently.

That’s a problem.

No love,

Me

P.S. The school internet thinks your ticket website could be a potential threat because of its certificate having issues. I find this hilarious.