Dear local Honda place…

…I do not own a 1994 Accord. Neither do either of my parents.

And my name is not–and has never been–Juliet.

And I totally thought I’d unsubscribed from your blasted emails that managed to get me and my email (which also has NOTHING to do with Juliet [Lastnameredacted]) confused with another car owner.

On the upside, the email doesn’t think I live in Detroit. I had one of those, once.

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