Dear self,

If stuff you read about a movie makes you think you might not like it, it’s probably a pretty good idea not to watch it just because it’s on Hulu for free. Especially if it’s a horror movie.

Because those can be messed in ways that do not include crazy amounts of blood everywhere. If you are sitting there wondering if there are people who genuinely like this movie without questioning its several layers of messed up, it is time to stop the movie and find something feel-good to watch so you face doesn’t freeze in a “the hell am I watching this for” position.