I will be SO GLAD when Alabama’s Republican primary is over and my mail box and TV are not crammed full of ads in which Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich are trying to one up one another on who is Most Republican, Most Conservative, and/or Most Traditional, while also unintentionally trying to one up one another on who is Biggest Scary Bigot Dickbag Rich-guy.

But despite having colonized an entire side of the street on my drive to school, Ron Paul has not shown up in my mail box or my TV.

Also, some judge has an ad in which the clip for “our Conservative values” is himself and some other guys in hunting gear. Yeah. I find that more than a little awkwardly disturbing.