(and I mean Mary-Sue in the full sense of the word, not in slapping it on female characters who are flawed and nuanced, I mean your half-vampire half-elf albino violet-eyed demon-winged used-to-be-a-slave elf Ravyn Silverwing)
I think we should do it
It would be hilarious
I made up a sabertooth-tiger-headed Star Trek alien once. Luckily I was in second grade and didn’t have a computer.