Dear insurance company,
If you actually have in your ad that you are looking to expand your sales team and are looking “for ‘SUPERSTARS ONLY!’” and for real put “SUPERSTARS ONLY!” in all caps and with the exclamation point…I cannot help but not take you very seriously as an employer.
Because…that is just too lulzy to me.
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