No, this 26 pound gummy bear will NOT give you “the gift of diabetes.” What it will give you, if you attempt to eat the whole thing at once, is a massive sugar-high, a lot of empty calories, and probably the “gift” of being nauseated and possibly the “gift” of puking it all back up.
I am now curious if jokes about things “giving the gift of cancer” exist.
Kirkwall Was Totally Built On a Hellmouth 