impressioniste:

HERE’S THE STORY

OF A GUY NAMED VARRIC

Wait, if Varric’s in the middle does that make him Alice?

Anders is Jan and Isabela is Marcia. Merrill and Carver as Carol and Mike works, pairing-wise.

I want to watch this show. Hilarity and improbability galore. And lots of torn trousers and moth-eaten scarves.