just admit it guys, you’re all 100% heterosexual

b-mommy:

icicleman:

i refuse to believe y’all are queer because that’s like not possible

Also, Tuchanka is a straight girl who vehemently ships random dudes together, and thus has no right to decide when homophobic slurs are offensive. Let’s not forget that part.

And I’m clearly a failure as a straight girl, because I don’t vehemently ship random dudes, or vehemently ship random straight people. I prefer to ship awesome ladies with other awesome ladies.