just admit it guys, you’re all 100% heterosexual

b-mommy:

downwithempires:

b-mommy:

icicleman:

i refuse to believe y’all are queer because that’s like not possible

Also, Tuchanka is a straight girl who vehemently ships random dudes together, and thus has no right to decide when homophobic slurs are offensive. Let’s not forget that part.

And I’m clearly a failure as a straight girl, because I don’t vehemently ship random dudes, or vehemently ship random straight people. I prefer to ship awesome ladies with other awesome ladies.

Wow you need to stop talking because you are really stretching the boundaries of realism and before you know it the Broodmother might get her own social justice blog.

I know! I must seriously be a figment of my own imagination or something.