rhaegarfrey:

one time i was reading manga in church

and my preacher took it from me and never gave it back that i recall

because he said it was from satan because the words were written right to left like satan writes

it was translated from fucking japanese

Gonna go out on a limb and say that preacher probably likes to ignore the fact that the Old Testament was originally in Hebrew, which is also written right to left. Because otherwise that means Satan wrote it, just like the manga.